If 2020 were a condiment… Mtn Dew has been expanding its product line into multiple verticals this year. We have…
Pepsi Driftwell: The Anti-Energy Drink That only 2020 Could Make!
The energy drink segment is the ‘Tokyo subway station at rush hour’ segment of the beverage industry. Beverage companies fight…
10 Best Melissa and Doug Toys For Toddler Daycare Pods
The American Academy of Pediatrics recently teamed up with Mellissa & Doug, who for over 30 years have been making…
Taco Bell Now Serving Wine!
When I was younger, Taco Bell usually followed mass alcohol consumption and was not meant to be paired with it.…
Top 5 80’s Movies That Should Have Been Made!
The 1980’s was a terrific decade for movies. It was a time when movie producers understood that they didn’t need…
Japan Has Built A 60 FT Tall Working Gundam Robot. What Do They Know About The Rest Of 2020 That We Don’t!?!
I know 2020 has been a brutal year, but HOLY CRAP, what exactly is Japan expecting to come crawling out…
Mountain Dew Margarita!?! I’m Off To Find The Nearest Red Lobster (Something I Never Thought I’d Say)!
2020 may be on the road to redemption after all! The DEW Garita is the first official cocktail made with MTN…
Burger King’s ‘Chocolate Whopper’ Hits The Test Market!
In an effort to piss off both cardiologists and endocrinologists, Burger is testing a Chocolate Whopper! The Chocolate Whopper involves…
Top 5 Cars That Should Play KITT In The New Knight Rider Reboot Show
Talk of a Knight Rider re-boot is nothing new, the franchise has been stuck doing figure 8’s in Hollywood’s ‘Pre…
As If 2020 Couldn’t Get Any Worse, Taco Bell Is Dropping The Mexican Pizza!
Well if this isn’t the PISS ICING ON THE $#!T CAKE THAT IS 2020! In a move that surprised many…
