I love fantasy football!
Fantasy sports are like Dungeons and Dragons for the dudes that used to make fun of the dudes that played Dungeons and Dragons in high school!
But then there are the Medieval Combat League combatants. Those dudes are as hardcore s they come!
The hardest part of Fantasy Football pre-season is actually drafting your team.
The 2nd hardest part of Fantasy Football pre-season is deciding what to name your team. You want it to be humorous but still strike fear into the heart of your opponent.
Names like “It Ertz When Eifert” or “Hyde & Zeke” sound cool, but unless those particular players are on your roster, it is just kinda weird. (Except ‘It Ertz When Eifert’….That is just awesome. Props to Twitter user @MrMarcott for thinking that one up.)
With so many big name players changing teams this year (Odell Beckham Jr., Antonio Brown, Le’Veon Bell…) there are a ton of new possibilities for new creative team names!
Here are some of the best names I’ve seen so far for 2019! (Somewhat broken down by categories)
Music Inspired:
Little Red Fournette
Brady Gaga
Dak and Yellow
All About the Benjamins
Can’t Stop That Thielen
Hooked on a Thielen
Guns ‘n’ Rosen
Julio Let The Dogs Out
Nuthin’ But a Jimmy G Thang
Dakstreet Boys
Tevin Can Wait
Here’s to You, Allen Robinson
Stairway to Tevin
99 Problems But a Fitz Ain’t One
Turn Down For Watt
Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
Le’Veon A Prayer
Ginn and Juice
Return of the Mack
Gurleys Just Want to Have Fun
Baby Got Dak
Zeke & Destroy
Country Roads Take Mahomes
Movie Inspired:
Trubisky Business
It’s Good to be Trubisky
Beauty & The Beast Mode
Lights, Kamara, Action
Laces Out
Saving Matt Ryan
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Baker Mayfield of Dreams
The Replacements
Inglorious Bradfords
Say Watt Again, I Dare You!
Any Given Sunday
Dirty Dozen
Go Ahead, Make My DeSean
League of Ordinary Gentlemen
Conner Air
Dak To The Future
North by North Wentz
12 Angry Men
Suicide Squad
Internet Inspired:
Hyde your kidz, Hyde your wife
It Ertz When Eifert
Death Ertz-tificate
2 Gurleys, 1 Kupp
T.V. Inspired:
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
Game of Throws
Fake News
Captain Kirks
Prescott Your Luck/ Press Your Luck
The Guice Is Right
Law & Odell
Miami Guice
Dalvin & The Chipmunks
Dad Joke Inspired:
Turn your head and Goff
Greatest Show on Paper
The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds
Dr. James Andrews’ Retirement Fund
Head & Shoulder Injuries
Victorious Secret
Hot Lockett
Sutton’s Goin’ Down
Just Say Wentz
Bad JuJu
Golladay Inn Express
That’s Amari!
Beginner’s Luck
Fournettecation
At Witten’s End
The Mixon Administration
Of Guice And Men
Dude, You’re Getting Odell!
Golden Tate Warriors
Watch What You Saquon!
Can You Diggs It!?!
Which Fantasy Football Team Names are your favorites? What do you plan on naming your team this season? Comment below!
Good luck with your drafts everyone!
Geeky Daddy 
Considering you could choose any of the “Ralph Breaks the Internet” (My kid’s fave movie at the moment) team logos, I truly felt the name of “Sugar CRUSH” was pretty clever lol. Vanellope is my team’s logo, Vanellope is one of the main characters in the movie as a video game character, and her game is called Sugar Rush. So, (my truly “Gurley” 🤣 side is showing) I thought the name was pretty damn clever and cute ! #MovieInspired
But man there’s some truly awesome and hilarious names out there! Best of luck in your leagues everyone!
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