Officially Licensed Major League Jobu Doll Reminds You “It Is Very Bad To Steal Jobu’s Rum”

Looking for the perfect way to re-live the Cleveland Indian’s magical season?

Well just in time for the MLB playoffs, Clark Toys has launched their officially licensed Jobu doll to help with all your team’s superstitious needs!

Jobu doll
Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball.”

The 10″ doll comes complete with a perfectly detailed Pedro Cerrano locker!

Cerrano locker

I would never steal Jobu’s rum but would considering buying car insurance from him…


Although the rum is not included, you could really spice (and geek) things up with some officially licensed Hell Boy 66.6 proof whiskey!


And you won’t even need a live chicken!


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