Japanese Domino's Pizza Commercial Is The Most Confusingly Awesome Thing You Will See All Day!

I love pizza! I will eat any kind!

Getting hungry already!

Except maybe some gas station pizzas. Nothing edible should ever have a diesel odor to it…

gas pizza
After careful consideration, I will pass…

If there is one thing I love more than pizza, it’s how vibrant, animated and confusing Japanese television is!

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Not sure how the Village People feel about this rendition of their hit.

Domino’s decided to combine the two (with a liberal douse of bizarre) in this video promoting their 2 new pizzas: The 4 flavored chicken and 4 flavored pork!

Domino’s is marketing them as the Quattro Cluck Cluck and Quattro Po-Po-Po-Pork! (I didn’t make that up)

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“I pity da foo dat doesn’t order a Cluck Cluck Pizza!”

So after the Domino’s marketing team watched one to many Epic Rap Battles on You-Tube, they decided their best marketing move would be to have a band of Chickens battle some rapping Pigs!

The members of Quattro Cluck Cluck: Tandoori Chicken, Yakitori Chicken and Tsukune Meatballs, Charcoal-Grilled Chicken Teriyaki, and BBQ Garlic Chicken.


And Quattro Po-po-po-pork: Giga Meat, Iberico Pork with Tomato Sauce, Pulled Pork with Smokey BBQ Sauce, and Charcoal-Grilled Kagoshima Kurobuta Pork.


And for your viewing pleasure, the epic battle:

Or, if you are not in Domino’s Japan’s delivery area, you could always buy a pizza oven and make your own Cluck Cluck or Po-po-po-pork pizzas!

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Available on Amazon.com

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