New Millennium Falcon Kit Is Legos Biggest Kit Ever!

That’s no moon!

If you were wondering how awesome a Lego Millennium Falcon would be if it were nearly 3 feet in diameter, wonder no more!

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“What a hunk of junk!”

Lego unveiled it’s new Ultimate Collector Series Millennium Falcon and it is the largest kit in Lego’s history! Strategically interlocking 7,541 Lego pieces will be required to assemble this Corellian YT-1300f light freighter.

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“Never tell me the odds!”

The detail of Han Solo’s famous ship is incredible and can be adapted to fit anywhere in the cinematic universe’s timeline thanks to an included Mynock creature (Empire Strikes Back) and several Pogs (upcoming The Last Jedi). The kit even includes both the original radar dish that the Millennium Falcon lost attacking the 2nd Death Star (Return of the Jedi) and the replacement dish seen in the current trilogy.

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“This is no cave!”

Figures included are Han Solo (Both young and old), Chewbacca, Leia, Finn, Rey, BB-8 & C3-PO.



The previous record holder for most Lego Parts was the Taj Mahal which measured in at a mere 5,922 pieces (and was completely incapable of completing the Kesel Run).

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That’s a big box.

The Lego Ultimate Collector Series Millennium Falcon has a release date of October 1st and will launch with an MSRP of $799.99

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Thank You Collider.


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Daddy’s Diaper Bag 2.0: Enter The Storksak

So I had been using a military style backpack as my “tactical diaper bag. It was very utilitarian and got the job done, but sometimes looked a bit to informal for many social environments. It was also very heavy and cumbersome for my wife to borrow.

I needed something that was still roomy enough to hold all Lil’ G-Man’s many accessories, had a sophisticated look and was hopefully not covered in pink polka-dots, My Little Pony’s or looked like it had a 12 round war with a Be-dazzler.

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The least possible “masculine” bag I could find!

Unfortunately, a previous back injury rules out the popular messenger style bags from my list of options.

Lucky for me, my wife convinced me to try the Storksak backpack and I gotta say: Storksak came to my rescue!

 

The Storksak backpack is made with a waterproof, durable and easy to clean, yet light weight nylon that keeps the bag light enough that my wife is able to use it without any difficulty.  My previous bag was also was so large that it was hard to find space for it in restaurants and other places when we went out. I feel like this bag would be as acceptable in an office or traveling for work as it is for a diaper bag.

There are no less than a million pockets that hold a ton of stuff. I was also worried about the size (thinking it was too small), but it’s perfect. My bag includes the changing pad (that comes with and is great for using when there aren’t changing tables in the men’s room), a handful of diapers, wipes, a doggy pee pad for an additional changing table surface, two back-up outfits, a silicone bib, multiple cotton bibs (someone drools a lot), multiple spoons and pacifiers, a few toys for keeping the baby busy while out, Kleenex, a swiss army knife, my wallet, my keys and my cell phone. It even has a big pocket in the back for a tablet. My MacBook Air even fits in the big pocket!

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Out with the old. In with the new!

I was skeptical of the price, but after using this bag for the past month or so, it’s worth every penny! I use it multiple times a day, so if you look at a cost-per-use, it’s pretty much pennies a day since I’m planning to use this for a while.

I am so glad we made the purchase…especially now that my wife is talking about wanting another little “family expansion pack”. Sounds like Geeky Daddy and his Storksak backpack will be doing diapers for a good long time!

WWE Signs American Ninja Warrior Kacy Catanzaro & Jordanian TV Star Shadia Bseiso

Two of the new recruits that made cameos at the annual Mae Young Classic will be recognizable to U.S. and Jordanian audiences: Kacy Catazano and Shadia Bsesio.

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Both have signed contracts with the WWE per Bleacher Report.

Recently WWE has been using their NXT product as a quasi-minor league program to introduce, cultivate and gauge audience reaction to new talent. It is possible both women will be introduced their first before being called up to the Big Show (pun intended).

]Kacy Catanzaro amazed and charmed audiences of American Ninja Warrior in 2014 when she became the first woman to conquer a city finals course and advance to the national finals stage in Las Vegas. She has also previously worked out at the WWE Performance Center.



Shadia Bseiso will be less recognizable domestically but is very well known internationally for her work on Jordanian television. She previously trained with the WWE in Dubai this past April.

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“I want to be the first WWE female Superstar from the Middle East” she told Sayan Ghosh of the Hindustan Times.  She currently has a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and should be a natural thanks to her previous TV work.

The popularity of Catazano and Bseiso should both help WWE ratings domestically and internationally.

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Russia Is Getting Tired Of Bulgarians Turning Soviet Monuments Into Super-Hero Monuments

While we here in the United States like to think the world revolves around us (or, in some moronic cases, that the world is flat), it turns out we do not have the monopoly on defacing polarizing historical monuments.

The Moscow Times is reporting that pranksters in Bulgaria have been going around repainting Soviet era monuments to represent capitalists American super-heroes!

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Is that Ronald McDonald or Waldo in clown make-up behind Superman?

The monument in Sofia’s Lozenets district, was spray painted on the eve of the Bulgarian Socialist Party’s celebration of its 123rd anniversary to depict Superman, Santa Claus, Captain America, the Joker and others.

I honestly don’t know much about Bulgarian political history, but I am curious about any cause that is powerful enough to unite these diverse characters into a common cause. Maybe Putin canceled Christmas?



Whatever the cause, the Russian Embassy in Bulgaria is demanding that it be cleaned up, the dastardly vandals be punished and more security measures be put in place.

But lets also give credit where credit is due. That is some pretty nice graffiti work. From Cap’s little shield to Wolverine’s hands, that is some pretty good attention to detail.

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While the Geeky Daddy Team does not have an international correspondent on staff (yet), we will do our best to keep you updated on this and other world events!

In the mean time, here is a video of cute baby pandas playing.

Geeky Daddy’s Top Fantasy Football Team Name Suggestions

The hardest part of Fantasy Football pre-season is drafting your team.

The 2nd hardest part of Fantasy Football pre-season is deciding what to name your team. You want it to be humorous but still strike fear into the heat of your opponent.

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You don’t want to finalize your team name until after the draft because you don’t know your roster yet.

It Ertz When Eifert (credit to @MrMarcott) is awesome if you nail both those tight ends (ha, get it!).

“Hyde & Zeke” sounds great but if you don’t land Carlos Hyde and Zeke Elliot in your draft, then your name is just confusing.



But not to fear, Geeky Daddy has your back!

Here are some of my favorite Fantasy Football Team Name Suggestions (broken down by category)!

Music Inspired:

Little Red Fournette

Brady Gaga

Julio Let The Dogs Out

Dakstreet Boys

Turn Down For Watt

Le’Veon A Prayer

Baby Got Dak

Movie Inspired:

Trubisky Business

Beauty & The Beast Mode

Laces Out

Forgetting Brandon Marshall

The Replacements

Inglorious Bradfords

Say Watt Again, I Dare You!

Any Given Sunday

The Big Gronkowski

Dak To The Future

Suicide Squad

Internet Inspired:

Hyde your kidz, Hyde your wife

It Ertz When Eifert (credit to @MrMarcott)

Star Wars Inspired:

Jedi Mind Tricks

T.V. Inspired:

Mr. Rogers Neighborhood

Fake News

Law & Odell

Dalvin & The Chipmunks

Others:

Turn your head and Goff

Victorious Secret

Beginner’s Luck

Golden Tate Warriors

Good luck with your drafts everyone! 



Geeky Daddy’s Retail Guide To This Friday’s Force Friday II

This Friday is the 2nd annual Force Friday II!

Now I know what you are thinking…What the heck is Force Friday II?

Force Friday is the annual event where Disney puts their merchandising mastery into the launch of new Star Wars toys, games, apparel and other products. Most famously including the new Toys ‘R’ Us Exclusive Radio Flyer Land Speeder that was the big hit of the San Diego Comic-Con this year!

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Off to Tosche Station for more power converters!

This year will see a huge influx of merchandise for the new film Star Wars: The Last Jedi, due in theaters in December.

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Both ‘brick and mortar’ and online retailers will take part this year with various promotions, sales, giveaways and a special “Find the Force Treasure Hunt” where you can unlock Star Wars: The Last Jedi characters with the Star Wars app.

Some retailers will have exclusive items such as the Radio Flyer Land Speeder at Toys ‘R’ Us, a six inch Black Series First Order Executioner at Target or various Funko Pop exclusives at Walmart.



Amazon.com will have a number of promotions, sales and discounts beginning Sept 1st and running throughout the month. Make sure to check Amazon regularly for new promotions! (And make sure to tell them Geeky Daddy sent ya by clicking on our link)

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Outer Rim News did a great job putting together a list of new merchandise available so rather than re-hash it, you can view their list here.

StarWars.com also put together a detailed account of which retailers will be holding Force Friday festivities.

Here is StarWars.com’s account:

Disney Store

To commemorate Force Friday II, ALL Disney Store locations throughout North America will open their door on September 1, revealing the first toys, collectibles, books, apparel, and more inspired by Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Fans will be able to tap into the Force to help with the opening ceremony and enjoy limited-time Find the Force.

Disney Store locations in New York City’s Times Square, on Chicago’s Michigan Avenue, and on San Francisco’s Stockton Street will participate in Force Friday II midnight madness! Doors will open at 12:01 a.m. local time on September 1, where attending fans can enter a sweepstakes for a chance to win exclusive Star Wars products!

Other activities at select locations on Force Friday II include:

  • FREE Star Wars mini poster set for the first 100 guests who make a Disney Store purchase
  • Ways of the Force activity
  • Star Wars Story Time
  • Art of Drawing: R2-D2
  • Epic Star Wars theming that pays homage to both the dark side and the light side

Additional details about Disney Store’s activities surrounding Force Friday II are available at DisneyStore.com!



Walmart

“Be Jedi Ready” with Walmart stores during Force Friday ll weekend!  Starting on September 1, Walmart stores will be giving fans their first opportunity to see and purchase toys, collectibles, apparel, and more from Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

Select Walmart stores will host a Force Friday II weekend parking lot event with “Be Jedi Ready” games and activities. There will also be FREE giveaways including Topps’ Galactic Connexions Trading Discs and EA Star Wars Battlefront II video game posters while supplies last. In-store fans can become inventors at the tech demonstration.

The six-foot-tall model of Luke Skywalker from Star Wars: The Force Awakens made out of 36,743 LEGO bricks will be unveiled at our Orlando, FL, store (11250 E Colonial Dr, Orlando, FL 32817). The creation was first unveiled at San Diego Comic-Con and has been on a six-city nationwide Walmart store tour. Don’t miss your chance to see it in person at its final location!

In ALL Walmart store locations customers can participate in Find the Force.

Visit Walmart.com to find even more great Star Wars products and information about events coming to your local store.

Toys R Us 

In celebration of this year’s Force Friday II event, Toys”R”Us and Toysrus.com roll out the red carpet for Star Wars fans as Destination: Star Wars—Gateway to the Galaxy!

On Friday, September 1, Toys”R”Us will host a Force Friday II Midnight Opening Event at its stores all across the country, which will give fans their first opportunity to shop the brand-new toys from Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Force Friday II attendees will receive a FREE Funko POP! Star Wars T-shirt AND a FREE collectible Star Wars: The Last Jedi poster (while supplies last)—it’s the first in a series of FREE poster giveaways, with a new one each month leading up to the theatrical release of the movie.

Fans will not want to miss the debut of Find the Force! Fans can access augmented reality characters EACH DAY from September 1-3 in all stores*! It’s a GREAT time to be a Star Wars fan, and the celebration starts at Toys”R”Us, your Gateway to the Galaxy!

*Excludes Toys”R”Us Outlet & Express stores.

Toys R Us CA

Beginning at 12:01 a.m. (local time) on Friday, September 1, 2017, Toys“R”Us will host five special midnight openings across Canada, giving fans the chance to be among the first to take home the new Star Wars products, like the Toys“R”Us exclusive Luke Skywalker’s Landspeeder from Radio Flyer. The first 100 fans in line at each store will also receive exclusive giveaways, including a collectible Star Wars: The Last Jedi poster and Funko POP! T-shirt: Star Wars: The Last Jedi– Rey and Friends**.


Target

Force Friday II is coming to Target at midnight, September 1. Shop hundreds of Star Wars: The Last Jedi products, including several Target exclusives. Participate in Find the Force. You could even win the raffle prize: a Star Wars: The Last Jedi plush, only at Target. Visit Target.com to find out which store near you will be opening at midnight. Don’t forget to Bring Your Rey Game.

Staples

Star Wars drones are landing at Staples—in store and online on September 1! Participate in Find the Force at select stores.

Pottery Barn Kids

On Force Friday II weekend, visit PotteryBarn.com to play Find the Force online and watch imaginations take flight with the Pottery Barn Kids Star Wars  Collection of bedding, backpacks, furniture, and décor.

PBteen

The new Star Wars Collection from PBteen was made for the ultimate fan. On Force Friday II weekend, visit pbteen.com to play Find the Force online and be the first to check out the new collection of bedding, furniture and décor.

Meijer

Celebrate Star Wars Force Friday II, at more than 230 Meijer stores on Friday, September 1! Starting at 12:01 a.m., you can check out the newest Star Wars: The Last Jedi products across the store and participate in Find the Force. See Meijer.com for more details.

Kohl’s

The Force of Family continues at all Kohl’s stores this Force Friday II with new and exclusive Star Wars: The Last Jedi gear. Participate in Find the Force at any Kohl’s store.

JCPenney

Join us at JCPenney as we celebrate Force Friday II. Shop the latest toys, tees for the family, and more, including our exclusive collection of men’s tees from Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Plus, get a $10 bonus reward when you spend $50 or more on Star Wars merchandise. Feel the Force with Find the Force in every store across America, and be sure to have your Star Wars app ready. Visit jcp.com to find a store near you.



Hot Topic

All Hot Topic stores and hottopic.com are participating in Find the Force. Stop by your local Hot Topic store, or hottopic.com to unlock your AR experience and shop Star Wars merchandise. Force Friday II weekend only!

  • All Star Wars tees, $12
  • *Funko POPs! 2 for $18

*Restrictions apply. See store or visit hottopic.com for details.

GameStop

Visit your local GameStop on Force Friday II weekend, September 1-3, to take part in the Force Friday II festivities! All GameStop stores are offering brand new Star Wars toys, games and gear, along with special offers on must-have Star Wars collectibles.

Select GameStop stores will also be participating Find the Force featuring characters from the Star Wars universe.

Star Wars Battlefront II is also available for preorder on PS4, Xbox One, and PC, and you can save when you trade! Get an extra 20% on trade-ins when applied toward your pre-order of Star Wars Battlefront II—available November 14.

Check out GameStop’s selection of new Star Wars collectibles, recommended video games and game accessories at GameStop.com.

ThinkGeek

We’re excited about Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and we can’t wait for Force Friday II and the entire range of new Star Wars product on September 1.

Join us and celebrate the event on September 1 in one of our stores for fun, Star Wars trivia, a bit of cosplay, and unique ThinkGeek Star Wars products. You definitely won’t want to miss Find the Force in all ThinkGeek stores!

FYE

FYE will have an exclusive Star Wars: The Last Jedi Funko POP! figure in addition to a variety of new Star Wars merchandise in stores and online at fye.com.

Fye.com will be hosting a sweepstakes to win Star Wars Funko POP! figures.

You can participate Find the Force at all FYE stores as well as online at fye.com.

Fantasy Flight Games

Enjoy thrilling adventures in the Star Wars universe with games like X-Wing, Armada, Imperial Assault, and Star Wars: Destiny and get ready for new Star Wars games available September 1!

Check with your favorite local comic book and specialty stores for hosted Fantasy Flight Star Wars gaming events with your friends and family. Visit fantasyflightgames.com for more details!

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Build-A-Bear Workshop

Build-A-Bear Workshop is celebrating Force Friday II with their biggest Star Warsevent ever! All weekend long, Guests can go on the ultimate space journey by making a brand new furry friend and taking part in exciting events and special offers.

  • Build-A-Bear Workshop is launching an out-of-this-world Force Friday II offer for Star Wars fans! All Star Wars furry friends are BUY ONE, GET ONE 50% OFF! This highly-anticipated Star Wars offer is valid in stores and online during the Force Friday II Weekend only!
  • Find the Force at Build-A-Bear Workshop! Visit participating Build-A-Bear Workshop stores to experience Find the Force. Blast into your Build-A-Bear Workshop store for new experiences each day from September 1-3.

Brookstone

Stop by a Brookstone store on Friday, September 1! We’ve brought the coolest Star Wars gadgets and Find the Force from a galaxy far, far away to our 200+ locations for fans to experience in-person. Find your nearest store at brookstone.com!

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Visit BoxLunch for great gifts from across the galaxy. Check out boxlunch.com to participate in Find the Force!

Books-A-Million

Come celebrate Force Friday II with Books-A-Million during our kickoff event Friday, September 1, from 4-6 p.m., featuring Star Wars activities, cosplay, new Star Wars product launches, and more! Check out Find the Force all weekend long in Books-A-Million stores across the country.

Best Buy US

Best Buy your destination for tech forward Star Wars products. Visit Best Buy on September 1-3 to shop new and exclusive Star Wars products, unlock new Star Wars: The Last Jedi characters with Find the Force, and visit demos in select stores to see the latest Star Wars tech in action.

Best Buy CA

On Friday, September 1, Best Buy Canada locations in Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto be hosting an exciting galactic Force Friday II celebration, giving fans the first opportunity to experience and purchase the newest Star Wars tech toys. The event begins from store opening until 2pm local time, and will include demonstrations of new tech toys. Fans can also engage in Find the Force. Last but not least, come dressed as your best Star Wars character for a chance to win some exclusive Star Wars prizes! Learn more at BestBuy.ca.

*All 191 Best Buy locations including Best Buy Mobile stores will be participating in the celebration of Force Friday II weekend by being a stop Find the Force. Use the Best Buy Canada Store Locator to find a store near you.

Event Stores:

Bed Bath and Beyond

Bed Bath & Beyond celebrates Force Friday II with Find the Force in all stores across the U.S. and online at bedbathandbeyond.com.

A Force Beyond…from Star Wars bedding to collectibles, Bed Bath & Beyond is the destination to outfit every room in your home. Find a store near you! 

Apple

Force Friday II is coming to Apple!

Apple stores around the world are joining in on Force Friday II on September 1 and through the weekend with new and exclusive Star Wars Today at Apple sessions, a new lineup of third-party Star Wars app-enabled toys.

Today at Apple

Join Star Wars-inspired, hands-on sessions at Apple stores around the world. Kids will learn how to code droids in an exclusive Kids Hour session. Star Warsfans of all ages can uncover the magic of creating a Star Wars trailer. And the Star Wars makers and creators from Industrial Light & Magic will showcase their craft over Force Friday II weekend at Apple Union Square, Apple Regent Street, and Apple Orchard Road. Sign up for Today at Apple sessions now at apple.com.

All Apple stores starting September 1:

Check apple.com for the schedule of events at your local Apple Store!

Kids Hour: Coding the Droids from Star Wars

Join an exciting Kids Hour starring the galaxy’s favorite droids. Using the same code developers use every day, kids will bring Star Wars droids to life by programming simple movements, loops, and more. Then they’ll design a maze and navigate their droids through the obstacles. Kids can bring their own iPad and Sphero robot, or we’ll provide them. Recommended for ages 6 to 12.

How To: Build A Star Wars Trailer

Explore how to create a Star Wars trailer with authentic footage from the films. You’ll discover signature Star Wars trailer-making techniques in an exclusive video from The Last Jedi director, Rian Johnson. Then you’ll create a trailer complete with titles, transitions, sound effects, and official Star Wars music your local Apple store.

2nd and Charles 

Come celebrate Force Friday II with 2nd and Charles! Kickoff event begins on Friday, September 1 from 4-6 p.m. with Star Wars cosplay, games, activities, and a special surprise for fans! The party continues all weekend long with the Find the Force and activities on Saturday, September 2, from 2-4 p.m. and Sunday, September 3, from 2-4 p.m. Visit 2ndandcharles.com for more information.



Top 5 Worst Fighter Walk Out Songs Of All Time

With the big fight this past weekend (and the uber lengthy walk-outs both fighters had), it got me curious about the worst fighter walk-out songs possible.

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“Your chocolate got in my peanut butter!” Your peanut butter got into my chocolate!”

Side Note: no boxing match will ever be as exciting as the Medieval Combat League! Where MMA meets LARP!

 

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There’s the obvious choices like “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor for an accomplished striker or “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent for an accomplished ground fighting expert.

Ideally, your walk-out track should get you “jacked up” and hyped for an epic “Battle of Helmsdeep” type confrontation.

And not a Zach Morris vs A.C. Slater confrontation…

While the addition of Guile’s theme music does help this clash of 90’s titans, I would still be hugely disappointed if I purchased this Pay-Per-View.



I wanted a list of songs more suited for the Zach Morris vs. A.C. Slater PPV than a vintage Mike Tyson PPV

Here are the top 5 Worst possible walk-out songs for a fighter:

5. It’s Raining Men by The Weather Girls

Originally recorded in 1982, It’s Raining Men had already been turned down by big names of the day such as Diana Ross, Donna Summer, Cher & Barbara Streisand before The Weather Girls scored this knock out (all puns intended).

Prancing out to the Octagon to this (or better yet: the RuPaul 1997 release) pretty much assures you 1 thing: your opposition is going to think twice about whether or not he wants to take you down…

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4. Glory of Love by Peter Cetera

Peter Cetera’s first solo hit after leaving Chicago (the band, not the city) was the theme song the the film Karate Kid II, as well as many weddings in the late 80’s.

In the film, our hero, Daniel, travels to Japan where he learns karate from a toy drum that he uses to defeat his enemy.

If you think that sounds stupid, that is simply because it is.

But at least the song was pretty good.

3. Physical by Olivia Newton-John

Obviously, optimizing this track as your walk-out song will require some serious teamwork and commitment from your corner.

Leg warmers will need to be worn by not only yourself, but all your corner men as well.

And at least one idiot will need to fake air guitar on a springy-Slinky-ish exercise type thing…

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2. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me by Boy George

This was actually used by UFC veteran Dave Herman for one of his fights.

While I thought is was hilarious, many hardcore UFC fans didn’t find the humor in it.

And if you take your time slowly sauntering up to the ring, forcing the audience (and your opponent) to listen to this song in it’s entirety, they will really want to hurt you!

1. Gummi Bears

There 2 types of people on this planet: Those who get this memorable tune (performed by music legend John Williams’ son Joseph) stuck from their head and those that, unfortunately, are deaf.

Let’s make a checklist of characteristics of non-intimadating songs and see how this theme from the 1980’s classic cartoon Gummi Bears stacks up.

Kiddie cartoon? Check. Disney owned property? Check. Named after a fruity flavored candy? Check. Written about a magical potion that enables you to bounce away and escape from hunters: Double check!

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Doesn’t get much worse than that!

What do you think? Is there a worse fighter walk-out song than Gummi Bears?



Monday Morning Meme Me With Grayson For August 28th

Good morning one and all!

Hope everyone had a great weekend. I know ours was busy!

After swim lessons, birthday parties, graduation parties, cleaning up the basement and a sub division picnic, I am looking forward to the work week just so we can catch a breath.

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We even found time for a pony ride!

While going through the basement, we came across some of Geeky Daddy and Uncle Mike’s old toys, which Lil’ G-Man enjoyed playing with! Some less than others.

Anyone remember the Tron action figures from 1982?

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Which leads us to the inspiration for this week’s Monday Morning Meme Me With Grayson.

Remember to vote for your favorite!

Option A

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Option B

meme aug28th d

Option C

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Option D

meme aug 28th b

Option E

meme aug 28th a



Option F (for real Star Wars geeks only)

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And last week‘s winner:

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You can view previous Monday Morning Meme Me With Grayson’s HERE.



Officially Licensed Major League Jobu Doll Reminds You “It Is Very Bad To Steal Jobu’s Rum”

Looking for the perfect way to re-live the Cleveland Indian’s magical season?

Well just in time for the MLB playoffs, Clark Toys has launched their officially licensed Jobu doll to help with all your team’s superstitious needs!

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Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball.”

The 10″ doll comes complete with a perfectly detailed Pedro Cerrano locker!

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I would never steal Jobu’s rum but would considering buying car insurance from him…

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Although the rum is not included, you could really spice (and geek) things up with some officially licensed Hell Boy 66.6 proof whiskey!

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And you won’t even need a live chicken!

Top 5 Times Nazis Got Punched In The Face

There are better things to watch than Nazis getting punched in the face…I’m assuming. I just can’t think of any at the moment.

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Have you performed your civic duty?

Unfortunately it seems like you can’t turn on the TV or go online anymore without hearing about Nazis these days.

I think Indiana Jones summed up my thoughts on these guys pretty well when he said:

Thinking about these douches just annoys me but I decided to turn my frown upside down and post my…

TOP 5 TIMES A NAZI GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE (or got their butts kicked)!

5: Wonder Woman

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Wonder Woman #240 DC COMICS Gerry Conway, Jose Delbo, Joe Giella, Ben Oda, Gerry Serp

How can you not love Wonder Woman? She’s smart, powerful, heroic and gorgeous (just like Geeky Mommie). In her recent successful feature film (portrayed by Israeli actress Gal Gadot), we saw Wonder Woman kick WWI Germany’s pre-Nazi butt back to Deutschland.

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In this Wonder Woman comic from 1978, we see her exercising some real feminist movement action by punching Nazi Siegfried The Speedster through a glass window!

4: Indiana Jones vs. Nazi Mechanic

Indiana Jones has had more run-ins with Nazis than the ACLU.

One of his most memorable is from his original movie Raiders of the Lost Ark where he showed us all that there is more to winning a fight than just a strong physique…there are also airplane propellers!

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3: Raphael Knocks Out Hitler

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TMNT Adventures #64 NICKELODEON Barry Grossman, Brian Thomas, Dean Clarrain, Gary Fields

In the Archie Comics series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures, the pizza loving quartet found themselves in many crazy situations. None more so than a time traveling excursion against a robot Hitler controlled by the real Hitler’s brain that also happened to control the Time Slip Machine that also…ahh, never mind.

Let’s not try to apply logic to figure out a plot to a storyline involving mutated talking ninja turtles. Just enjoy the visual.

2. Magneto Kills Some Nazis In South America

Magneto has his flaws (such as that whole wanting to wage war on homo-sapiens thing), but he has his merits as well.

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Here we see him making the long trek to South America shortly after World War II to meet up with some Fascists for a lager and politely explain to them the errors in the way of thinking….and kill them of course.


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1: Captain America Decks Hitler

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You know this was going to be #1.

Originally published in March of 1941 (nine months prior to the United State entrance into World War II), introducing Captain America to the world by having him deck Der Fuhrer was a risky move for Jack Kirby and Joe Simon.

Not only was there a tremendous isolationists movement in the country (spearheaded by titans of industry such as Henry Ford and William Randolph Hearst), but there was also strong a Pro Nazi movement, as evidenced by the Nazi rally held in New York City at Madison Square Garden in 1939

Kirby and Simon received threatening letters and even death threats for their daring cover, but Jack Kirby didn’t care. As I previously wrote, he was kind of the Honey badger of his day. 

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After entering the army, he used his artistic ability as an advance scout (drawing pictures of enemy positions and emplacements), was involved in liberating concentration camps and even tried to fight some pro-Fascist in the lobby of the Marvel Comics office!

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What is your favorite Nazi encounter?

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