Kid Humping A Trash Can At The Mall

So we went to a local shopping mall today and there was a kid in the main corridor who was probably around 1st grade in age I am guessing.

What made this young boy unique is that he was humping a garbage can.  Full on humping, complete with sound effects and full range of motion, the metal trash receptacle until his father called him over because he was done in an apparel store.

If your child is walking around humping trash cans, you may want to tone down what you are exposing your child to.  Maybe you left him unsupervised with the wrong television programming once too often, maybe introduced him to some weird Japanese anime at too early of an age, maybe you need to clear your browser history before handing your tablet, I don’t know.  But somewhere something didn’t go right…

Sidenote:  Searching for a feature image for this article, I google image searched “trash can porn”, NEVER EVER DO THAT!!!  Somethings can not be un-seen.